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Cheney Speaks Out On Halliburton
Thur July 18, 4:26 PM
WASHINGTON (APE) - "I did not have financial relations with that company, Halliburton!" Former President Dick Cheney denies, denies, denies any suggestion of improper relations with former peers, subordinates, and interns at the company that he Stewarded before becoming Vice President and then President, and then was demoted back to Vice President.

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Bush Forms A Few More Sentences.
Thur July 21, 4:26 PM - (AP)
WASHINGTON (APE) - "I stand behind my Vice President completely on the subject of Halliburton, mal-fee-zincs, eh, mishaparations, eh, shenanigans,  eh, this whole mess. I'm a plain spoken man, with an MBA from Harvard, and believe me, if there was any bad business going on, I would see it post haste. We need to focus  the light of goodness on the international terrorist problems that we inherited from the Clinton administration.

Wed. July 20, 3:30 AM
FLORIDA -(APE) "Look,  I don't speak for the VP. Sometimes he tells me what  I should say that the President meant to say, but I am in no way expected to clarify what the VP may or may not have done as a private citizen. But I know Dick Cheney is a good and decent man" (Ari Fleisher)

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