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Do you get the feeling that they're trying to warn us to death...?

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Rumsfeld Sounds Alarm On Terrorist
Tue May 21, 4:26 PM - (AP)
WASHINGTON (AP) - Terrorists inevitably will acquire weapons of mass destruction, and when they do you can blame 8 years of Clinton's military mismanagement.

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Powell: Expect Terror!
"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, sings Powell at a GOP Fund Raising Dinner. But expect more drama. Don't forget that I warned you.
Mon. May 21- (AP)

"Look, shit happens, and you Democrats need to blame the dog, not the shoe that ultimately steps in it. (Ari Fleisher)

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What we've been getting.

"Bite Me!"
Arial Sharon. (May 21, 2000). I know a terrorist when I see one. Israel will do as she pleases.

Bush Forms A Few Sentences.
Tue May 21, 4:26 PM - (AP)
WASHINGTON (AP) - "Terrorists are doing some stuff, and planning some stuff, and making some bad stuff go on, but America is going to do some stuff that's going to make their stuff look like some pitiful stuff. This stuff will not stand."
The President seemed to be saying that he was aware of some terrorist activity, and he wants the American people to know that he knows.

WARNING!!!
We are paper, you are glue, and what you say gets stuck on you. Na na na na na. You can't catch us...

Tue May 21, 4:26 PM - (AP)

Threats
WASHINGTON (AP)
I've got a bag full of threats and I'm going give them to you one threat at a time. (Condy Rice)
Tue May 21, 4:26 PM - (AP)

Trouble Is Out There!!!

In a galaxy far far away, a group of evil-doing terrorist storm troopers banded together to rain scary scenarios upon the psyche of the rest of us. The prophets have spoken, and the force will prevail. We can smoke the Storm Troopers out of their caves, get them running, and get 'em.
May 5050 - Rueters APC

OK. OK.
We Get It...
If You Knuckleheads Will Quit Warning Us, About Next Time, We'll Quit Asking Questions About The Last Time.

Boo!!!

Boo. Did I scare you? Boo. Are you scared yet. Terror is as terror does. Boo. Boo Boo. Did I scare you? Boo. Are you scared yet. Terror is as terror does. Boo. Boo

Cheney Calls For Some Serious Hiding!
Tue May 21, 4:26 PM - (AP)
SOMEWHERE (AP) - Terrorists Are Boggymen.
Our administration, unlike the previous group knows a boogyman when we see one, and we want the American people to see the boogyman for the evil and nasty characters that we see them as. We know that they're going to be trying something, and this time we want the American people to know that we know that the evil-doers are going to be trying something.

Y'all Be careful out there...